- 🎉 NEW UPDATE: SCRATCH-OFF TICKETS ARE HERE, MOBILE IS READY & 35% OFF SALE! 💩
- Hello Diapers Club Members!
- The wait is officially over! You voted, we locked ourselves in the studio, and today we are rolling out our very first major content update, alongside some massive news about our mobile launch!
- ðŸŽŸï¸ "Scratch-Off" Tickets Are Officially LIVE!
- You voted for it, and it is finally here! (And yes, we hear you loud and clear... feel free to call them "Scat-Offs" all you want, but our casino floor lawyers insisted we officially call them Scratch-Off Tickets).
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- Here is how the brand-new gameplay mechanic works:
- How to Unlock: Unlocked directly through your Reboot tree.
- How to Play: Put your surplus cosmetic tickets to good use by converting them into high-stakes scratchers.
- 5 Unique Ticket Types: Scratch away across 5 distinct ticket tiers to win instant cash bursts, rare currencies, and massive progression boosts!
- It is a brand-new, delightfully degenerate way to clear out your ticket clutter and shoot your casino earnings straight into lightspeed.
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- 📱 Mobile Update: iOS & Android Builds Are READY!
- We have huge news for anyone who wants to manage their casino empire on the go. The phone builds are officially finished!
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- We didn't just slap a basic port onto mobile, we completely redesigned the UI/UX from the ground up to craft a smooth, intuitive, touch-native experience tailored specifically for mobile players. Both the iOS and Android builds are currently sitting in the Apple App Store and Google Play Store review queues. The moment they clear review and go live, we'll blast out another update!
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- ðŸ› ï¸ Economy Buffs & Quality-of-Life Fixes!
- We’ve tweaked the casino floor economy and squashed some long-standing bugs:
- Infinite Cosmetic Ticket Drops: We have increased the payout amount when the Crapto Machine awards cosmetic tickets! Even better: cosmetic tickets will no longer stop dropping once you unlock all available cosmetics. You will now keep earning them infinitely, giving you endless fuel for your new Scratch-Off tickets!
- Offline Achievement Tracking Fix: Fixed a bug where playing offline didn't sync up with your achievement progression upon reconnecting. Your offline grind will now correctly sync and count toward all your Steam achievements!
- 💸 LET’S CELEBRATE: 35% OFF SALE!
- An update this massive deserves a proper party on the casino floor. To celebrate our first content drop and the upcoming mobile release, we are running a 35% OFF SALE on Steam!
- If you've been waiting for the absolute perfect moment to jump in, now is the time to strike.
- Thank you all so much for voting, playing, and making this launch season unforgettable. Go grab your tickets, start scratching, and let us know your biggest wins on our Official Discord Server!
- Let's keep making a mess,
- – Parodie Games